Angry Birds Land

Thorpe Park? Pah. Alton Towers? Done that. No, what we want is an Angry Birds Theme Park, and thanks to Rovio, that's exactly what we're going to get. Angry Birds Land, scheduled to open in Finland this summer, promises an "interactive entertainment experience" where "the physical and virtual world combine". Hopefully that includes man-sized slingshots, although children are likely to be content with the epic slide-tower thingummy-bob pictured above, which should feature in the new park. If only we were five-years-old...